Plus: Stockton finally beat Laval! It's a Christmas miracle... in April!
The Heat haven't Beat anybody in nearly two weeks. Perhaps I should start workshopping a different name for this newsletter
Epidemiologists are stunned: the Heat players all seem to have simultaneously developed an allergy to losing
Stockton finally got its first win on Wednesday, fuelled by key contributions from some important young players.
For some reason, they're still called the "Stockton" Heat. They might want to look into changing that